theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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Anonymous asked:

opinions on molly?

Answer:

victoria-watsonholmes:

Well, if you mean the follower who asked if I was single or not and apparently wants to get in my pants, then sure, she’s cool.

But if you mean Molly as in Molly Hooper, then I think she’s fabulous. Like, have you seen what she has access to?!